The Collapsible Surfboard...uh...Revolution

It seems everybody I know has had moments of idle daydreaming about schemes never likely to see the light of day - mainly pertaining to ways to circumvent the abusive board fees major airlines charge ($150 each way, thanks AA). Ever imagined sawing your board in half and putting a hinge on it? Well, how about this design, surely cooked up by Q on a slow day at MI6: